Life’s Differences
- Smart boss + smart employee = profit
- Smart boss + dumb employee = production
- Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
- Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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- A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
- A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she
doesn't need.
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- A woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband.
- A man never worries about the future until he
gets a wife.
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- A successful man is one who makes more money that
his wife can spend.
- A successful woman is one who can find such a
man.
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- To be happy with a man, you must understand him a
lot and love him a little.
- To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
& try NOT to understand her at all.
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- Married men lived longer than single man, but
married men are a lot more willing to die.
- Any married man should forget his mistakes. There
is NO use in two people remembering the same thing.
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- Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to
bed.
- Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
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- A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't.
- A man marries a woman expecting that she won't
change, and she does.
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- A woman has the last word in any argument.
- Anything a man says after that is the beginning
of a new argument.